This summer, I decided to go vegan.
Yes, vegan. Not vegetarian. Vegan.
Why? Well, I found this homie on YouTube named Joel Fuhrman. He's a doctor. He uses words well. He says things that are... reasonable enough.
A few minutes of watching Dr. Fuhrman spit bars to a group of middle-aged women (plenty of "nodding head yes" clips), I was sold.
Dr. Fuhrman's promising messages of the vegan diet and how it will 100% GUARANTEED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, improve my life... hooked my impressionable 20-year-old brain like a fish in a bucket.
And off I went. Eating plants and going HAM on Microsoft Excel with VLOOKUP statements all summer. (Quite the party, I know.)
All was well and good. I actually enjoyed the first few weeks.
I kept it going for almost 3 months until a reality smacked me in the face...